Monday, July 20, 2009

Journey Through Space For Cheap!




Enter salvia divinorum, a beautiful plant also known as the blue sage. This plant may be better known as the legal and easily accessible drug that makes LSD look like aspirin. Let me elaborate on my first and only experience on this shit. A friend gave me a brown glass vial with some strange smelling leaves inside one day and said, " Hey man I'm all set with this shit you can keep this, but smoke it by your self."

Later that night I did. My older brother sat in front of me playing a video game as I slowly pulled a long and heavy hit from my bowl. As I blew the smoke out, all went 2D.

I was sent to a dimension in-between time where, the life I had before seemed like a massive hoax. During my seven minute visit to this purgatory, I had abandoned all hope.

I saw time folding away and heard a voice saying, "This world is not for your mind, this is a world where time dies."

And as far as I could see, time was dying. I was trapped between a two dimensional spectrum and time was visually unfolding into some type of black hole. On top of this I felt like there was some type of invisible "car wash cleaning brush" rotating on top of me keeping me in this nightmare world. And in my mind, this experience did not last seven minutes, but three hours.

As I came to, a slow moving jigsaw puzzle image of my older brother laughing was piecing itself together. I think my first words where, "The brush of time...the brush.", as my brother Claude was laughing in my face.

After this experience I researched what-ever the hell I smoked, and realized that this shit was not a recreational drug, and had been used by the ancient Aztecs as a means of space travel. I plan on using it again' but only after I have prepared for myself the right situation for proper use. By the way....I still think that place is a real one.

PEOPLE!....This is not a substance used for recreational purposes. See for your self.


















I hope you bastards have learned something. Now is the time where I go off topic and post a random video followed by the "artwork of the day". Remember starting a band in middle school?Enjoy!





~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This one by Andrew Sholtz