At last I have a forum, on which my ego-maniacal "sand worm" can feed.
Heed my bull-shit and succumb to my backward dogma! I'm on a mission from God!
URBAN SURVIVAL 101
Look...Ever since cigarettes went up in price, I refused to buy them. My brother Matt came up with a damn cool idea: Buy a machine that makes them. It was a good call too, cause it was easy to find, easy to order and I'm saving about $48.00 a week. Here's video proof! If your still a smoker and don't want to pay big $ for em' go to: http://www.rollyourown.com/
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!
There is a cable network out there called FLN (fine living network) on channel 239. FLN sucks big time, but I love them because they air old episodes of Iron Chef Japan (which I DVR regularly). I was fast forwarding through the commercials when I spotted something odd. I saw these two useless lumps of shit sitting on a couch watching television. (much like myself) But these two were different. It turns out this was a promo for a show called "Whatever Martha". The premise is the talentless daughter of Martha Stewart and her morbidly obese childhood side kick watch Martha Stewart shows and make fun of them.Martha's daughter looks like a transsexual and is a caustic bitch who verbally abuses her fat friend (who is only around to make HER seem more attractive.) Get a load of this shit and tell me television hasn't sunk to a new low.
Get a load of these two...(Phew...Jesus Christ!) Imagine the fifty gallon barrels of compound in the make-up room.
