Thursday, June 25, 2009

Worst Tattoo's Ever!



I've got one. I'm gonna get the thing covered up too. The kid who did it was a fucking hack. I gave him a drawing of "Nuspickle" (a cartoon character I invented.) holding a fish. (Sounds like trouble already.) Anyway the drawing I gave him would have looked great if it was reproduced correctly, but no... he had to express his artistic licence. (fucking hack.) Hes been at the tattoo game for years too! (if you can believe that).

Just goes to show if you want a tattoo, go to a real artist. Check it out.











I love bad tattoo's! (on other people) But I must admit that I am in the "Bad Tattoo Club", so I have the coveted right to post my personal favorite top 13 worst on the web.








Coming in at #13: The Irish Dick Clover. (no further explanation needed.)










Coming in at #12: "Tomarrow Never Knows", (tomorrow.)




Coming in at #11: "Just DON'T Do It"




Coming in at #10: "Gay Cowboy"






Coming in at #9: "Patrick Swayze Centaur" (WTF?)






Coming in at #8: "The Rebel Without A Clue" (system)








Coming in at #7: "Why, Just...Why?"








Coming in at #6: "Hey guys,I got a tattoo of my lovely daughter. The artist did a great job, huh?"


(fucking...Ouch!)






Coming in at #5: Some kid got Michael Jackson with Macaulay Culkin on his lap, tattooed on his fucking LEG!






Coming in at #4: Err.....? I have no idea what to say about this one.






Coming in at #3: What a fitting memorial...Jeezus.








Coming in at #2: "Hey Gary, my mom wants to see your dragon tattoo."






And finally coming in at #1: I don't want to be a Pat's fan anymore.



I love this mini documentary. It captures a classic moment of bad decision making when considering a tattoo. These kids are a fucking riot.






~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This one by pro-skater Andy Howell: "Lillypod Follies"