Who doesn't love to blow shit up?... Besides every woman I have ever met. Some people don't know how to have fun. I do! I love large controlled explosions! The more amateur the better.
I shot this one. (Pulitzer prize shit) Me and a bunch of friends went camping in Nowhere Maine and I decide to put a full can of aerosol white lithium grease into the camp-fire. I tell them its a safety can and it wont explode. (LOL!) The fucking thing goes up like a stick of dynamite.
This is fucking classic Youtube firecracker antics. An oldie but a goodie.
These kids get it. Blow shit up! They have allot of fun doing it too. These guys are innovative to boot. The spray propellant into a 50 gal. drum and ignite it. COOL! (suck to be their neighbors.)
This ones my favorite! A bunch of 15 year old's go out in a canoe to shoot a flaming 5 gal. tank of propane over the water. What happens next is nothing short of incredible.
Don't think that men grow out of this shit people. The obsession just grows into a multi-headed hydra. Take these jerks for example: 1970 Local authorities in Florance, Oregon try to get rid of a beached whale with a ridiculous amount of TNT. Classic video forever.
I started listening to the Howard Stern show when I was 11 years old. Pound for pound this guy's got to be one of the funniest people alive. Not a huge Artie Lange fan, I don't think he is at any time...funny. And that should be a mandatory requirement for his position. Oh well, anyway he fucking ruined Joe Bucks stupid HBO show. This was hilarious, Ill give him that. Joe Buck comes off like a real jerk too, but then again Artie wasn't really being funny, he was being some breed of non- genuine social extremist. (AKA: Tool.) Furthermore I am positive (in my humble opinion) that Stern is the modern man's Oprah Winfrey.
BEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
Sal and Richard at their very best!
Enjoy this compilation of Howard's minions kicking the mainstream media in the sack.
What are my views on UFO's you ask?...Well the only response that comes to mind is that....Well I'm no nut-job, but... I believe that there is something a' foot, there is so much evidence on this behalf, and one would be a fool to suggest that we are alone in the universe. Then again...could be that the Industrial Military Complex is behind some extreme covert technology..? Awwww, shit...Time to put on your tinfoil helmets and "Jump to Tacceon!".
My boy Riley Martin:
Riley L. Martin was born May 9, 1946, in Mississippi to a family of sharecroppers of African American and Native American descent. This story starts one night when Riley was seven years old... he saw a strange light out by the river, he tried to wake up his brothers and not one of them would wake from their sleep. The next night the lights were brighter and little Riley was more excited and this time he tried to wake up everyone in the house including his parents. Then on the third night when the lights appeared again he didn't attempt to wake his family... he took his trusted dog Brownboy and they went to the river to investigate.
That fateful night; two aliens took little Riley on his first trip to their mothership near Saturn. Riley's second trip was when he was 18. It was on this trip that they placed a strange looking headset on him... then in a matter of seconds download into his brain... 144,000 different symbols...then while Riley slept they downloaded the history of humanity, alien insights, and a whole lot more. Riley made friends with this little alien he calls Tan. O-Qua Tangin Wann.
(Above text from the official Riley Martin website.)
The 2008 Turkey UFO sightings were a series of videotaped and documented UFO sightings by a night guard in Turkey. They occurred between May and September 2008, mostly while the sky was dark (between 8:00pm and 5:00am), though some of the video is taken at dawn, out over a body of water. This case has been welcomed with open arms by the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center in Turkey, calling the video "the most important UFO images ever." Yalcin Yalman, the same man known for his footage of UFO sightings from Turkey in 2007,[4] among many residents, witnessed one or more UFOs on several nights during the months of May–September of 2008. This video, like the last, was shot over Yeni Kent Compound in the evening to morning hours.
Yalman provided the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center with about two and a half hours of footage from the four month period. The Center went through the footage frame-by-frame and interviewed people who claimed to have witnessed one or more of the incidents. The chairman of the UFO Research Center, Haktan Akdogan, said that "after conducting all of the analysis we came to the conclusion that this video footage is 100 per cent genuine." Akdogan also said that it was concluded that the objects sighted that have physical and material structures are not airplanes or helicopters, nor are they any kind of space phenomenon (i.e. planets), nor are they the result of natural or atmospheric disturbances. The Sirius UFO Center is also optimistic about the evidence that this video shows regarding alien life. Akdogan said that, in addition to the metallic structures of the UFOs sighted, "in the close-up of some footage of the objects, entities in them can be distinctly made out."
Akdogan added, "now it is a time for world governments to acknowledge the reality of UFOs."
(Above text from Wikipedia.)
Cool BBC special about declassified USSR footage. (Check out more on YouTube.)
There should be no argument about who I consider reprehensible pieces of shit. Take for example the "Free Credit Report Dot Com Band", who doesn't want to ring the pencil necks of these faux hipster jerks? But I digress. I am willing to bet you haven't seen the dickery I present to you on this day. Prepare to grind your teeth into a coarse powder...This shit is BAD!
Let us now relax to the smooth rendition of U2's "One" as sung by Doushe Fuckington: corporate banker and all around "good guy". (If you have the balls to sit through the whole thing, your brutal.)
Ann Coulter..........I want to smash her head open with a rubber mallet and prove theres an alien living inside. This...thing cannot be human!
Sylvia Brown was introduced via the Montel Williams Show, (another total asshole). She claims to have physic powers just like the rest of the scumfucks taking advantage of the dumb and poor. Anyway she fucks up bad here.
Parental discretion is advised on this next one. This video is titled "Human Trash" and depicts two white trash New Jersey couples in the late 70's. Not a pretty sight. These fucks should be vaporized ASAP!
I do not want to leave everyone on a bad note so here is something completely off topic. Its the intro to a German version of the Harry and the Henderson's sitcom. (thanks Matt) Enjoy....Good night, and good luck.
I love public access TV. I tried to get a show together called "American Mustard Stain", but after a lot of work it didn't pan out. I would love to get my hands on those old tapes though, anyway AMS was a sketch comedy/talk show format, and in the world of public access TV this is a safe bet. Call-in shows are way more dangerous for the host but are way funnier for the viewer. Here's why:
C.B. Walker, a charismatic (alleged) psychic straight from the streets of New York City fends off a volley of prank calls.
Gorgeous George, a fat ego-maniacal clown of a man who hires strippers to pretend they are his girlfriends. Hanging from his balls with its prehensile tail is his loyal rodent/human side-kick. I call him "Ratus". I have a soft spot for this guy though. He has a good premise for a show but the prank calls are unrelenting. (start video at 0:55)
Ken Sander is the host of "Speak Out Live" a political call -in forum based out of New York City.....Well.... You know what happens next (1990)
One last totally unrelated item before I go:
"Keep an eye out for ya' Stingray."..."Yeah..See ya'."
~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This is from a dude called Parra. (Not sure of title?)
I was wondering whether or not to post any opinion on religion because I know a few people who follow the sordid and maniacal word of Christ as truth and who would not take kindly to my personal views on the matter. Then, after realizing these same people consider my opposing views as false and dismissible, and do not hesitate to let me know this, (as I remain politically correct, polite and impartial to them.) I said fuck it,... and fuck them! I am one who believes the human being (with a spotty and senselessly violent past) has neither the right or the insight to tell anyone who the fuck god is. The collective religious human ego has inflated to the scale of a Macy's Day balloon. Take your religions, roll them up real tight, and stick them up your fucking ass. I consider myself at war with these jerks and remain unapologetic forever in regards to this opinion. To all those who agree with me, remember: They are (in this country) a shrinking minority. (sigh....does anyone read this shit?)
Now a word from the great Richard Dawkins:
I love this lady. She nullifies the great debate on religion . Funny shit.
~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
One of mine called: "Wings Over Double You"
(Any artist's who are reading this, please send me your work to post.)
Get a load of this piece of shit. Wayne Bent, (AKA Michael Travesser) Convinced a bunch of human turds to obey his every whim. He claims to be the messiah and the son of God. That seems to be the best angle when starting a cult. As usual this guy bangs all the broads in the compound. Pimpin' ho's for Jesus ain't easy!
HAND MADE "FUCK YOU." T-SHIRTS FOR SALE $8.00
I make these my-self with a can of black spraypaint (it has a real cool effect).
Just send me an e-mail and Ill get one out to ya':
This is a great clip. Apparently this dude hunts wild boar...CATCH AND RELEASE!!! No shit! This guy is amazing! He keeps a pet boar too. This guy is fucking insane. Anyway the video captures a rare event. The pack rallys on the hunter. This is when the pack of boars turn around to save their buddy. I have much respect for a animal who doesn't puss-out. (I believe no wild boars were hurt during this film.)
AMERICANMUSTARDSTAIN
This guy is cool too. Hes some dude from Zanzibar who sings like a bird. His song sucks but he still sings like a bird. I take that back...I do like his song.
I am a huge Star Trek TNG fan I have seen every episode, and I hope the new movie sucks. I don't want it to distract attention from TNG. If you haven't seen any episodes and you have cable, DVR them on SciFi network, you'll be happy you did. here's a little montage of TNG...enjoy.
The next clip is from one of my favorite episodes. It involves a enigmatic character named "Q", who is from a all knowing and omnipotent race known as the "Q Continuum". Here he is expelled from the continuum and seeks asylum aboard the Enterprise. A classic scene of Klingon racism.
As a kid I never thought of this show as a comedy. I thought it was the coolest thing on the planet and long awaited first contact here on Earth...Not so much after seeing some of these old clips.
All die-hard fans are familiar with the pre-pubescent comedic stylings of Wesley Crusher son of doctor Beverly Crusher (Capt. Picard is banging his mom). Any way enjoy some Wesley pwnage.
HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is another amusing clip from my favorite show. Data is a android incapable of emotion here the omnipotent Q grants him the gift of laughter.....(sigh...)
~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This is a piece from Keith Ransom: "The Shitbag Art Student"
