Bomb the Vatican

I was wondering whether or not to post any opinion on religion because I know a few people who follow the sordid and maniacal word of Christ as truth and who would not take kindly to my personal views on the matter. Then, after realizing these same people consider my opposing views as false and dismissible, and do not hesitate to let me know this, (as I remain politically correct, polite and impartial to them.) I said fuck it,... and fuck them! I am one who believes the human being (with a spotty and senselessly violent past) has neither the right or the insight to tell anyone who the fuck god is. The collective religious human ego has inflated to the scale of a Macy's Day balloon. Take your religions, roll them up real tight, and stick them up your fucking ass. I consider myself at war with these jerks and remain unapologetic forever in regards to this opinion. To all those who agree with me, remember: They are (in this country) a shrinking minority. (sigh....does anyone read this shit?)

Now a word from the great Richard Dawkins:

I love this lady. She nullifies the great debate on religion . Funny shit.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

One of mine called: "Wings Over Double You"

(Any artist's who are reading this, please send me your work to post.)

Cult Classic

Get a load of this piece of shit. Wayne Bent, (AKA Michael Travesser) Convinced a bunch of human turds to obey his every whim. He claims to be the messiah and the son of God. That seems to be the best angle when starting a cult. As usual this guy bangs all the broads in the compound. Pimpin' ho's for Jesus ain't easy!
















HAND MADE "FUCK YOU." T-SHIRTS FOR SALE $8.00

I make these my-self with a can of black spraypaint (it has a real cool effect).

Just send me an e-mail and Ill get one out to ya':

nuspickle@yahoo.com

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This work by Keith Ransom: "Used Car Salesman"

Catch and Release Wild Boar Hunting

This is a great clip. Apparently this dude hunts wild boar...CATCH AND RELEASE!!! No shit! This guy is amazing! He keeps a pet boar too. This guy is fucking insane. Anyway the video captures a rare event. The pack rallys on the hunter. This is when the pack of boars turn around to save their buddy. I have much respect for a animal who doesn't puss-out. (I believe no wild boars were hurt during this film.)

AMERICAN MUSTARD STAIN

This guy is cool too. Hes some dude from Zanzibar who sings like a bird. His song sucks but he still sings like a bird. I take that back...I do like his song.

~ART WORK OF THE DAY~

One of mine called: "Anno Domini"

STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION

I am a huge Star Trek TNG fan I have seen every episode, and I hope the new movie sucks. I don't want it to distract attention from TNG. If you haven't seen any episodes and you have cable, DVR them on SciFi network, you'll be happy you did.
here's a little montage of TNG...enjoy.






The next clip is from one of my favorite episodes. It involves a enigmatic character named "Q", who is from a all knowing and omnipotent race known as the "Q Continuum". Here he is expelled from the continuum and seeks asylum aboard the Enterprise. A classic scene of Klingon racism.





As a kid I never thought of this show as a comedy. I thought it was the coolest thing on the planet and long awaited first contact here on Earth...Not so much after seeing some of these old clips.





All die-hard fans are familiar with the pre-pubescent comedic stylings of Wesley Crusher son of doctor Beverly Crusher (Capt. Picard is banging his mom). Any way enjoy some Wesley pwnage.












HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!


Here is another amusing clip from my favorite show. Data is a android incapable of emotion here the omnipotent Q grants him the gift of laughter.....(sigh...)

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This is a piece from Keith Ransom: "The Shitbag Art Student"

My Man : Charles Bukowski

THE BUKOWSKI TAPES
A little tribute to my man Charles Bukowski


This is my buddy and a typical interaction with his fiance'.

For the full version check out (Volume #1 Part #3)

Heres a great poem from the film: Born Into This.










More subtle passive aggressive behavior.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

One of mine called "Pollution"

Greetings....

Forgive any errors or short-comings posted, I'm new to the Blog scene.

In time I will get the feel for it, but until then, swallow my tripe.
At last I have a forum, on which my ego-maniacal "sand worm" can feed.
Heed my bull-shit and succumb to my backward dogma! I'm on a mission from God!

All welcome to ~

AMERICAN MUSTARD STAIN:

A place for the "rogue" homo-sapien.







URBAN SURVIVAL 101

Look...Ever since cigarettes went up in price, I refused to buy them. My brother Matt came up with a damn cool idea: Buy a machine that makes them. It was a good call too, cause it was easy to find, easy to order and I'm saving about $48.00 a week. Here's video proof! If your still a smoker and don't want to pay big $ for em' go to: http://www.rollyourown.com/

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!

There is a cable network out there called FLN (fine living network) on channel 239. FLN sucks big time, but I love them because they air old episodes of Iron Chef Japan (which I DVR regularly). I was fast forwarding through the commercials when I spotted something odd. I saw these two useless lumps of shit sitting on a couch watching television. (much like myself) But these two were different. It turns out this was a promo for a show called "Whatever Martha". The premise is the talentless daughter of Martha Stewart and her morbidly obese childhood side kick watch Martha Stewart shows and make fun of them.Martha's daughter looks like a transsexual and is a caustic bitch who verbally abuses her fat friend (who is only around to make HER seem more attractive.) Get a load of this shit and tell me television hasn't sunk to a new low.



Get a load of these two...(Phew...Jesus Christ!) Imagine the fifty gallon barrels of compound in the make-up room.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This is one of mine called "Lady is a Tree"

(If anyone wants to post some let me know)