Steven, The Kid Who Freaks The Fuck Out.

Get a load of this jerk. These videos have been kicking around you-tube for a while now. You have probably seen the first one posted, but none the less I feel they have no shelf life and are a rare breed of entertainment that can only be found on the interwebs.
Watching this kid go batshit fucking bananas is great, its so great I had a little trouble believing it was legit. Upon further inspection I realized that it had to be real. Who the fuck could write and perform this shit? Either this kid is a sick maniac or some kind of comedic genius 1000 years ahead of his time.

This vid shows Stevens classic reaction to his mother cancelling his World Of Warcraft account. Thank god his brilliant brother set up a camera. Imagine never being able to see the Hindenburg go down. Get a load of this jerk.














Put that in your crackpipe and smoke it! Now for something completely off topic.
(If it has to do with mustard its cool.) I always thought of this film as a comedy.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Todd James: "War Party 1"

Guest Bloggin' The Stain by Keith Ransom

Hi. I'm Keith Ransom. You may remember from such other blogs as Ransom Notes and How To Alienate Jews Without Really Trying

One thing I love the most about The Stain is Sam's "Artwork Of The Day". So I'm gonna throw up one of mine. This is something I did called "North American War". Hope you enjoy.
ARTWORK OF THE DAY _ NORTH AMERICAN WAR
by KEITH RANSOM Sam and I were talking about the punk rock band Menace the other night. He didn't want me to put their greatest hits record up on my blog, because he didn't know anyone else who had that album, and he wanted to keep it that way. So....I'm gonna put it up here. Just to antagonize and also, for it to be in flow with some of the stuff Sammy likes. This is his forum. I'm just paying rent here.

So here's a remarkably kick ass band by the name of Menace who never got their due, and their Greatest Hits collection called Screwed Up.
MENACE _ SCREWED UP
get it here: https://download.yousendit.com/dVlvN3RjR3NxRTJGa1E9PQ
Heres a clip of G.G. Allin and The Jabbers performing "I'm So Bored". It's the earliest known clip of Allin; from 1981.

For this next item, I dug hard into the internet's darkest corners. I bring to the attention of Sam Munro this man; who is now his mortal enemy.

The asshole's name below is Tom Nuspickle from Philadelphia. Some jerk at a wedding in the gay old land of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Nice windmill move, asshole. What are you on your third Bud-Light Lime?

How dare he share a name with one so noble as Samuel Munro's legendary Nuspickle character? How dare he give off the vibe that he could be anywhere near as cool as our great hero Nuspickle? There are countless examples of douchebags named Nuspickle, but this fuck gets my vote as the king of those douchebags.
Ministry fucking rules. Enjoy Filth Pig. Fucking killer!!!!


A great picture of Janis Joplin done by legendary artist R. Crumb.
One of Sam Munro's favorite records. Entrance by Edgar Winter. Get down on some of this shit.
EDGAR WINTER _ ENTRANCE
https://download.yousendit.com/dVlxQk0xSWhRR2QzZUE9PQ
Why not do a scond Artwork of The Day. I'm pretty sure Sam's never seen this, even though he drew it. I swiped it from him and had it hanging up in the Mobil I worked at for 4 years. It's called "Poker Face Wardy". I think. Whatever. The name is not important. It looks just like Brendan Ward. Drawn while playing cards at Steve and Sam's old joint on Worsted.
Long live motherfucking Nuspickle!

You didnt think I was gonna not put tits up here did you?
For shame if you did. For shame.

I'd like to say goodbye to you all and thany Sam for allowing me to run the Stain for a post. I leave you now with one of the greatest videos ever, with one of the greatest endings of all time. Enjoy "Everyone's On Cocaine". Farewell Stainers.

Journey Through Space For Cheap!

Enter salvia divinorum, a beautiful plant also known as the blue sage. This plant may be better known as the legal and easily accessible drug that makes LSD look like aspirin. Let me elaborate on my first and only experience on this shit. A friend gave me a brown glass vial with some strange smelling leaves inside one day and said, " Hey man I'm all set with this shit you can keep this, but smoke it by your self."

Later that night I did. My older brother sat in front of me playing a video game as I slowly pulled a long and heavy hit from my bowl. As I blew the smoke out, all went 2D.

I was sent to a dimension in-between time where, the life I had before seemed like a massive hoax. During my seven minute visit to this purgatory, I had abandoned all hope.

I saw time folding away and heard a voice saying, "This world is not for your mind, this is a world where time dies."

And as far as I could see, time was dying. I was trapped between a two dimensional spectrum and time was visually unfolding into some type of black hole. On top of this I felt like there was some type of invisible "car wash cleaning brush" rotating on top of me keeping me in this nightmare world. And in my mind, this experience did not last seven minutes, but three hours.

As I came to, a slow moving jigsaw puzzle image of my older brother laughing was piecing itself together. I think my first words where, "The brush of time...the brush.", as my brother Claude was laughing in my face.

After this experience I researched what-ever the hell I smoked, and realized that this shit was not a recreational drug, and had been used by the ancient Aztecs as a means of space travel. I plan on using it again' but only after I have prepared for myself the right situation for proper use. By the way....I still think that place is a real one.

PEOPLE!....This is not a substance used for recreational purposes. See for your self.

I hope you bastards have learned something. Now is the time where I go off topic and post a random video followed by the "artwork of the day". Remember starting a band in middle school?Enjoy!

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Andrew Sholtz

Worst Tattoo's Ever!

I've got one. I'm gonna get the thing covered up too. The kid who did it was a fucking hack. I gave him a drawing of "Nuspickle" (a cartoon character I invented.) holding a fish. (Sounds like trouble already.) Anyway the drawing I gave him would have looked great if it was reproduced correctly, but no... he had to express his artistic licence. (fucking hack.) Hes been at the tattoo game for years too! (if you can believe that).

Just goes to show if you want a tattoo, go to a real artist. Check it out.

I love bad tattoo's! (on other people) But I must admit that I am in the "Bad Tattoo Club", so I have the coveted right to post my personal favorite top 13 worst on the web.

Coming in at #13: The Irish Dick Clover. (no further explanation needed.)

Coming in at #12: "Tomarrow Never Knows", (tomorrow.)

Coming in at #11: "Just DON'T Do It"

Coming in at #10: "Gay Cowboy"

Coming in at #9: "Patrick Swayze Centaur" (WTF?)

Coming in at #8: "The Rebel Without A Clue" (system)

Coming in at #7: "Why, Just...Why?"

Coming in at #6: "Hey guys,I got a tattoo of my lovely daughter. The artist did a great job, huh?"

(fucking...Ouch!)

Coming in at #5: Some kid got Michael Jackson with Macaulay Culkin on his lap, tattooed on his fucking LEG!

Coming in at #4: Err.....? I have no idea what to say about this one.

Coming in at #3: What a fitting memorial...Jeezus.

Coming in at #2: "Hey Gary, my mom wants to see your dragon tattoo."

And finally coming in at #1: I don't want to be a Pat's fan anymore.

I love this mini documentary. It captures a classic moment of bad decision making when considering a tattoo. These kids are a fucking riot.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by pro-skater Andy Howell: "Lillypod Follies"

BLOW SHIT UP!

Who doesn't love to blow shit up?... Besides every woman I have ever met. Some people don't know how to have fun. I do! I love large controlled explosions! The more amateur the better.

I shot this one. (Pulitzer prize shit) Me and a bunch of friends went camping in Nowhere Maine and I decide to put a full can of aerosol white lithium grease into the camp-fire. I tell them its a safety can and it wont explode. (LOL!) The fucking thing goes up like a stick of dynamite.



This is fucking classic Youtube firecracker antics. An oldie but a goodie.





These kids get it. Blow shit up! They have allot of fun doing it too. These guys are innovative to boot. The spray propellant into a 50 gal. drum and ignite it. COOL! (suck to be their neighbors.)





This ones my favorite! A bunch of 15 year old's go out in a canoe to shoot a flaming 5 gal. tank of propane over the water. What happens next is nothing short of incredible.





Don't think that men grow out of this shit people. The obsession just grows into a multi-headed hydra. Take these jerks for example: 1970 Local authorities in Florance, Oregon try to get rid of a beached whale with a ridiculous amount of TNT. Classic video forever.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

One of mine: "V For Veccio"

Stern Show Tribute

I started listening to the Howard Stern show when I was 11 years old. Pound for pound this guy's got to be one of the funniest people alive. Not a huge Artie Lange fan, I don't think he is at any time...funny. And that should be a mandatory requirement for his position. Oh well, anyway he fucking ruined Joe Bucks stupid HBO show. This was hilarious, Ill give him that. Joe Buck comes off like a real jerk too, but then again Artie wasn't really being funny, he was being some breed of non- genuine social extremist. (AKA: Tool.) Furthermore I am positive (in my humble opinion) that Stern is the modern man's Oprah Winfrey.

BEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Sal and Richard at their very best!

Enjoy this compilation of Howard's minions kicking the mainstream media in the sack.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

U.F.O. Special

What are my views on UFO's you ask?...Well the only response that comes to mind is that....Well I'm no nut-job, but... I believe that there is something a' foot, there is so much evidence on this behalf, and one would be a fool to suggest that we are alone in the universe. Then again...could be that the Industrial Military Complex is behind some extreme covert technology..? Awwww, shit...Time to put on your tinfoil helmets and "Jump to Tacceon!".



My boy Riley Martin:

Riley L. Martin was born May 9, 1946, in Mississippi to a family of sharecroppers of African American and Native American descent. This story starts one night when Riley was seven years old... he saw a strange light out by the river, he tried to wake up his brothers and not one of them would wake from their sleep. The next night the lights were brighter and little Riley was more excited and this time he tried to wake up everyone in the house including his parents. Then on the third night when the lights appeared again he didn't attempt to wake his family... he took his trusted dog Brownboy and they went to the river to investigate.

That fateful night; two aliens took little Riley on his first trip to their mothership near Saturn. Riley's second trip was when he was 18. It was on this trip that they placed a strange looking headset on him... then in a matter of seconds download into his brain... 144,000 different symbols...then while Riley slept they downloaded the history of humanity, alien insights, and a whole lot more. Riley made friends with this little alien he calls Tan. O-Qua Tangin Wann.

(Above text from the official Riley Martin website.)

The 2008 Turkey UFO sightings were a series of videotaped and documented UFO sightings by a night guard in Turkey. They occurred between May and September 2008, mostly while the sky was dark (between 8:00pm and 5:00am), though some of the video is taken at dawn, out over a body of water. This case has been welcomed with open arms by the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center in Turkey, calling the video "the most important UFO images ever."
Yalcin Yalman, the same man known for his footage of UFO sightings from Turkey in 2007,[4] among many residents, witnessed one or more UFOs on several nights during the months of May–September of 2008. This video, like the last, was shot over Yeni Kent Compound in the evening to morning hours.

Yalman provided the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center with about two and a half hours of footage from the four month period. The Center went through the footage frame-by-frame and interviewed people who claimed to have witnessed one or more of the incidents. The chairman of the UFO Research Center, Haktan Akdogan, said that "after conducting all of the analysis we came to the conclusion that this video footage is 100 per cent genuine." Akdogan also said that it was concluded that the objects sighted that have physical and material structures are not airplanes or helicopters, nor are they any kind of space phenomenon (i.e. planets), nor are they the result of natural or atmospheric disturbances. The Sirius UFO Center is also optimistic about the evidence that this video shows regarding alien life. Akdogan said that, in addition to the metallic structures of the UFOs sighted, "in the close-up of some footage of the objects, entities in them can be distinctly made out."

Akdogan added, "now it is a time for world governments to acknowledge the reality of UFOs."

(Above text from Wikipedia.)

Cool BBC special about declassified USSR footage. (Check out more on YouTube.)

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by me : "Illuminati"

Reprehensible Pieces Of Shit!

There should be no argument about who I consider reprehensible pieces of shit. Take for example the "Free Credit Report Dot Com Band", who doesn't want to ring the pencil necks of these faux hipster jerks? But I digress. I am willing to bet you haven't seen the dickery I present to you on this day. Prepare to grind your teeth into a coarse powder...This shit is BAD!

Let us now relax to the smooth rendition of U2's "One" as sung by Doushe Fuckington: corporate banker and all around "good guy". (If you have the balls to sit through the whole thing, your brutal.)

Ann Coulter..........I want to smash her head open with a rubber mallet and prove theres an alien living inside. This...thing cannot be human!

Sylvia Brown was introduced via the Montel Williams Show, (another total asshole). She claims to have physic powers just like the rest of the scumfucks taking advantage of the dumb and poor. Anyway she fucks up bad here.

Parental discretion is advised on this next one. This video is titled "Human Trash" and depicts two white trash New Jersey couples in the late 70's. Not a pretty sight. These fucks should be vaporized ASAP!

I do not want to leave everyone on a bad note so here is something completely off topic. Its the intro to a German version of the Harry and the Henderson's sitcom. (thanks Matt) Enjoy....Good night, and good luck.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

this one by me : "Illuminati"

Public Access Mayhem

I love public access TV. I tried to get a show together called "American Mustard Stain", but after a lot of work it didn't pan out. I would love to get my hands on those old tapes though, anyway AMS was a sketch comedy/talk show format, and in the world of public access TV this is a safe bet. Call-in shows are way more dangerous for the host but are way funnier for the viewer. Here's why:

C.B. Walker, a charismatic (alleged) psychic straight from the streets of New York City fends off a volley of prank calls.



Gorgeous George, a fat ego-maniacal clown of a man who hires strippers to pretend they are his girlfriends. Hanging from his balls with its prehensile tail is his loyal rodent/human side-kick. I call him "Ratus". I have a soft spot for this guy though. He has a good premise for a show but the prank calls are unrelenting. (start video at 0:55)



Ken Sander is the host of "Speak Out Live" a political call -in forum based out of New York City.....Well....
You know what happens next (1990)




One last totally unrelated item before I go:


"Keep an eye out for ya' Stingray."..."Yeah..See ya'."

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This is from a dude called Parra. (Not sure of title?)

Bomb the Vatican

I was wondering whether or not to post any opinion on religion because I know a few people who follow the sordid and maniacal word of Christ as truth and who would not take kindly to my personal views on the matter. Then, after realizing these same people consider my opposing views as false and dismissible, and do not hesitate to let me know this, (as I remain politically correct, polite and impartial to them.) I said fuck it,... and fuck them! I am one who believes the human being (with a spotty and senselessly violent past) has neither the right or the insight to tell anyone who the fuck god is. The collective religious human ego has inflated to the scale of a Macy's Day balloon. Take your religions, roll them up real tight, and stick them up your fucking ass. I consider myself at war with these jerks and remain unapologetic forever in regards to this opinion. To all those who agree with me, remember: They are (in this country) a shrinking minority. (sigh....does anyone read this shit?)

Now a word from the great Richard Dawkins:

I love this lady. She nullifies the great debate on religion . Funny shit.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

One of mine called: "Wings Over Double You"

(Any artist's who are reading this, please send me your work to post.)