TEENNNN HOOOOOT!!!!!

The Amherst Super Bowl Riot:



I had to begin with that video in order to describe my incredible disappointment for the incredibly disappointing fucking losers; The New England Patriots.
I for one can only do as I did the last time this shit happened against the shitty Giants: Erase it from my memory completely.
That being said. I found something hilarious in that video.
"USA! USA! USA!", That has got to be the funniest thing to chant during complete and utter drunken mayhem. Its a fine example of the American tenacity to not give a fuck sometimes and raise a little harmless hell, and behind all that riot gear you know those cops wanted to join in on the fun.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Lets Blow some shit up!:






This next video really spoke to me, It told me we should get our boys the fuck out of Afghanistan. That and the fact that if i was there, I'd be the "Gomer Pyle" smoking hashish with the Afghans. Either way, we all lose if no greater good was accomplished in Iraq and Afghanistan.
(massive respect for the boys/gals over seas serving their country)

$TAXDOLLARS$

Enough of that shit. I don't want to get all worked up about global politics. My job on this blog is to regurgitate my version of the internet back into the mouths of my readers, and as I can already tell, my depression over the Super Bowl has bled into this post. Lets steer the path elsewhere. I really dug this next video. A peculiar window into the calculated musical goals of Mike Patton:

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This one by me (on Microsoft Paint): "The Beet"

Return of the Stain!

I've been away for quite some time and must admit that this defunct back ally shithole of a blog has been personally missed. I owe my tens of thousands of readers an explanation. As simply as my explanation can be put; I'm fucking lazy you bastards! Well, not lazy really, I work like a rented jackhammer so I guess you could call me "internet lazy".
But I digress, this blog will be very much the same as you remember it with the exception of a few subtle changes. Ill be reviewing various craft beers on a five star system and sharing some of my own brewing methods. In essence we're looking at an internet backwash / beer blog. Dont recoil in disappointment, ill still put my brand of mustard spin on it all. I bet my left one you wont be disappointed. If however you are,...go pound salt in a Siberian prison!

*LONG LIVE THE STAIN*

OK enough fucking around! Put your dicks back in your pants. Business as usual, I'll share some fucked up internet videos that have caught my eye. If you can for five seconds stop fixating on this guys mullet and listen, you might enjoy his songbird like whistling. I for one couldnt stop fixating on his "NASCAR neck-warmer".

This next one is a doosey, you guys have got to watch this movie. The Story Of Riki Oh is one of the most hilarious and violent Japanese exploitation films I've ever seen. You can watch the whole film in nine parts on youtube if you want but I feel this best-of montage fills the bill.

It took me a long time to appreciate and respect Jackson Browne. I cant really pinpoint why. Maybe hearing Running on Empty 2,534,646 times on every classic rock station threw me off a bit, nonetheless hes a kickass songwriter and he wails on guitar. I was looking for These Days as performed by Velvet Undergrounds Nico (popularized by The Royal Tenenbaums soundtrack) on youtube and was amazed to not only find this video but learn Jackson Browne wrote the fucking thing when he was 16. Check this out, its beautiful.

Listen up pukes, I've got 12 gallons of liquid gold fermenting as we speak. 6 of special red ale and 6 of special highland ale. Ill give you guys a video tasting when this stuff is ready. Its probably gunna be some of my best all-grain to date due to the quality of ingredients used. OK motherfuckers its the artwork of the day and I'm outta here. In ten hours I'll be digging ditches in order to fill the silk-lined pockets of "the man" with hard earned coin while making my mortgage payment by a cunthair.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
I've got no info on this one but i love it.

Big Al Kaprielian: "A True American Spaz"

I once met big Al Kaprielian at Cape Cod one summer, years back with my soon to be wife. He was a jovial and charismatic chap with a lust for the sky. As I lay on a beach towel next to my girl I hear a familiar voice coming from the concrete wall behind us. I turned to Nicole, "That's fucking Al Kaprielian!" I said. He was with his elderly Mother talking about the clouds. I proclaimed my admiration to him and requested a head-shot + signature. Sure as shit it arrived a few days later in the mail. He was just bumped from WNDS and affiliates and is looking for a job. You can still catch him on 980 AM WCAP Lowell, MA radio. Good man, great broadcaster. Godspeed big Al,.....godspeed......




A 25th anniversary broadcast on WNDS. A metric ton of recycled material but good none the less.



Thanks for the weather related roller coaster of fine and accurate reporting!

(this head shot was sent to me in 2003)

*NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC*

The Jersey Shore circa 1994.
(thank's to Andy S.)

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

Brooke Toubeau: "Unknown"

Annual AMS Film Festival 2010

Enjoy a collection of some of the worst film work around, (mine).



Here we have my brother sleeping on my couch with a hobo hangover. Seeing that it's around 2:00 PM, I decide to blowtorch his smelly feet with a Bic lighter and a can of WD-40. This one's a cult classic.




Since we are still on the topic of fire and mayhem, this next film seems appropriate. More campfire antics by yours truly. (Grand Lakes Region, ME)

At this time I'd like to note that this post doesn't yet seem to have that pretentious ambiance of a film festival. This one is my first and probably last art film; SMOKE.



Next up a time lapse film of a 7' X 20' Halloween backdrop I painted for a "Hallowedding".
(and yes, that is beer I am drinking throughout the project.)



And closing the festival we have a "Touchole Pictures" classic. "The Retard Brothers" was shot as a type of window into the average Friday night drinking with my brother. This particular night was a doosy, we were in rare form indeed.

*AMS IMPORTANT BULLETIN*

Don't forget to submit your film for the "AMS Film Festival II". Submit requests at:

nuspickle@yahoo.com

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY ON TOPIC!!!

This is a YouTube art-film called "Beetlejuice going crazy Fighting". by: goalpost11.

~ART WORK OF THE DAY~

This one by me: "Nuspickle"

Music

A true universal language indeed. You can make music that travels through the universe forever with sticks and stones, and anyone can do it. So....do it.


Example of 'Are'are music, as filmed and studied by ethnomusicologist Hugo Zemp in the Solomon Islands.





Bobby McFerrin demonstrates the power of the pentatonic scale, using audience participation, at the event "Notes & Neurons: In Search of the Common Chorus", from the 2009 World Science Festival, June 12, 2009.





This kid put together the top ten best NES video game songs of all time and I think he nailed it. He spells number with two m's. I think hes young but he has grasped the concept that the Japanese NES music makers had a great appreciation for American Jazz.





Amazing performance of They Might Be Giants on Dave Letterman In 1992.
"I Palindrome I" (notice Paul Shaffer jamming with them...cool.)





NOW FOR SOMETHING SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT!
An oldie but a goodie! (Cant get enough of this fucking video,...it blows my mind!)

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This one by Munk One: "Mastadon Mountain Fight"

Fuckery

The Internet has run amuck with dickery and fuckery for a while now. These next four videos are just a snapshot of the vast and expanding universe of fuckerist and their dickery. Enjoy and leave the toilet seat up.


Difficult to defend free speech after this one...
Get a load of this burglar of turds.....





Fuckery: The act of fucking another persons life up with unsavory behavior that permanently scars ones memory with a type of reoccurring uncomfortable shock that leaves one pissed off at the "Fuckerist" that perpetrated this type of fuckery upon its prey. (In short:..see "Dickery" by Jack Mayhoffer, "Dickery For All" 1979 NY Times. Oh, right, you want a video example (sorry):




Steven is back. You know Steven, he freaks the fuck out and shoves remote controlls in his ass. This time his fuckery involves a vacuum.

Last but certainly not least,...The king of fuckery,....ANDY KAUFMAN!!!




NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC!...
Wait for it........wait for it.......wait for it......... Cooooool............

Always wondered who plowed snow from the tacks, looks like Bubba Fett's helmet.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This one by Jack Mayhoffer: "Hashing Things Out"

Crazy Old Ladies

Capturing crazed, cantankerous and mentally disturbed people on camera is not a easy task. It is much like the UFO phenomenon, you have to be at the right place at the right time. I must give props to these guys. These videos have no shelf life.



This one shows a crazed woman in her robe, proclaiming her anger regarding a constantly barking dog. As she witnesses the camera, she erupts into a violent escapade that eventually results in arrest.
"Welcome to Florida"



All I found out about this one was, that it was filmed in Texas and the kids who filmed it were skateboarding in the parking lot of her project. Classic YouTube.



Yeah I know this is a re-post but like I said in the opening, "These videos have no shelf life."

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

These dudes are L.A.R.P.'ers (live action role playing gamers). They dress up like their "Dungeons & Dragons" characters and hit each other with foam rubber swords.

~AMERICAN MUSTARD STAIN~

"Saving the world, one beer at a time."

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by me: "Bababooey"

Racism in the News

When there's a slow day down at local news headquarters, they rarely air the classic "fireman saves kitten" routine now a' days, instead they embark toward the "low income, black part of town" and engage in some good old fashioned, American, god-fearin' racism. Forget about Iraq and Afghanistan!, we air news that makes the white folk comfortable in they're suburban cubicles. I'm not saying that these clip aren't funny. I'm just saying that they are hilariously racist. You can find the same type of behavior in the white trash part of town but you will never see it on the news, or at least, on local southern US news...................

SAN DIEMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!!!

Now for something completely different!

CHUNK IS INVINCIBLE!!!??.......AGAIN!!!!

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Van Gogh: The Artist's Bedroom 1888

UFO Special Part Deux

In regard to all UFO evidence I remain a sceptic, but only because I have never seen one myself. Some of the below footage strikes me as odd though. Mainly because most of it was shot by NASA, and as we all know, NASA does not comment on any UFO material any more.

Some of the older explanations were: ice crystals, weather balloons and atmospheric phenomenon. (All of which are not that convincing, considering the video evidence.)

Who the fuck knows? All I can say is, if they're advanced enough to warp back and forth through space, then what the fuck do they want from us retards?

This next clip is a classic collection of leaked NASA footage. Some really interesting stuff here.

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC!
A real cool video featuring Americas homeless youth.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Ted Geisel (Dr. Seuss): "Lion Stroll"

"Sometimes Nothin' Can Be A Real Cool Hand"

Hey. This one will be brief. I'm in a shitty mood so I'm just blogging as a distraction. By the way Keith (god bless him) posted a video showing a dude surfing with a shark on a fishing rod. I have to call that one fake, unless I can find some substantiating evidence proving otherwise.
(which I have not). OK back on topic. Just watched "Cool Hand Luke" and want to share some of my favorite scenes from my favorite movie. R.I.P. Paul Newman, we hardly knew ye'.

















Now for something completely off topic!: Some Czech artist.(Don't ask.)




AMERICAN MUSTARD STAIN!

Patriots protecting the Constitution, one ponderous video at a time!

God I miss the 90's: (Sepultura around 1994)

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Mark Bryan: "Dick"

Steven, The Kid Who Freaks The Fuck Out.

Get a load of this jerk. These videos have been kicking around you-tube for a while now. You have probably seen the first one posted, but none the less I feel they have no shelf life and are a rare breed of entertainment that can only be found on the interwebs.
Watching this kid go batshit fucking bananas is great, its so great I had a little trouble believing it was legit. Upon further inspection I realized that it had to be real. Who the fuck could write and perform this shit? Either this kid is a sick maniac or some kind of comedic genius 1000 years ahead of his time.

This vid shows Stevens classic reaction to his mother cancelling his World Of Warcraft account. Thank god his brilliant brother set up a camera. Imagine never being able to see the Hindenburg go down. Get a load of this jerk.














Put that in your crackpipe and smoke it! Now for something completely off topic.
(If it has to do with mustard its cool.) I always thought of this film as a comedy.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Todd James: "War Party 1"

Guest Bloggin' The Stain by Keith Ransom

Hi. I'm Keith Ransom. You may remember from such other blogs as Ransom Notes and How To Alienate Jews Without Really Trying

One thing I love the most about The Stain is Sam's "Artwork Of The Day". So I'm gonna throw up one of mine. This is something I did called "North American War". Hope you enjoy.
ARTWORK OF THE DAY _ NORTH AMERICAN WAR
by KEITH RANSOM Sam and I were talking about the punk rock band Menace the other night. He didn't want me to put their greatest hits record up on my blog, because he didn't know anyone else who had that album, and he wanted to keep it that way. So....I'm gonna put it up here. Just to antagonize and also, for it to be in flow with some of the stuff Sammy likes. This is his forum. I'm just paying rent here.

So here's a remarkably kick ass band by the name of Menace who never got their due, and their Greatest Hits collection called Screwed Up.
MENACE _ SCREWED UP
get it here: https://download.yousendit.com/dVlvN3RjR3NxRTJGa1E9PQ
Heres a clip of G.G. Allin and The Jabbers performing "I'm So Bored". It's the earliest known clip of Allin; from 1981.

For this next item, I dug hard into the internet's darkest corners. I bring to the attention of Sam Munro this man; who is now his mortal enemy.

The asshole's name below is Tom Nuspickle from Philadelphia. Some jerk at a wedding in the gay old land of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Nice windmill move, asshole. What are you on your third Bud-Light Lime?

How dare he share a name with one so noble as Samuel Munro's legendary Nuspickle character? How dare he give off the vibe that he could be anywhere near as cool as our great hero Nuspickle? There are countless examples of douchebags named Nuspickle, but this fuck gets my vote as the king of those douchebags.
Ministry fucking rules. Enjoy Filth Pig. Fucking killer!!!!


A great picture of Janis Joplin done by legendary artist R. Crumb.
One of Sam Munro's favorite records. Entrance by Edgar Winter. Get down on some of this shit.
EDGAR WINTER _ ENTRANCE
https://download.yousendit.com/dVlxQk0xSWhRR2QzZUE9PQ
Why not do a scond Artwork of The Day. I'm pretty sure Sam's never seen this, even though he drew it. I swiped it from him and had it hanging up in the Mobil I worked at for 4 years. It's called "Poker Face Wardy". I think. Whatever. The name is not important. It looks just like Brendan Ward. Drawn while playing cards at Steve and Sam's old joint on Worsted.
Long live motherfucking Nuspickle!

You didnt think I was gonna not put tits up here did you?
For shame if you did. For shame.

I'd like to say goodbye to you all and thany Sam for allowing me to run the Stain for a post. I leave you now with one of the greatest videos ever, with one of the greatest endings of all time. Enjoy "Everyone's On Cocaine". Farewell Stainers.

Journey Through Space For Cheap!

Enter salvia divinorum, a beautiful plant also known as the blue sage. This plant may be better known as the legal and easily accessible drug that makes LSD look like aspirin. Let me elaborate on my first and only experience on this shit. A friend gave me a brown glass vial with some strange smelling leaves inside one day and said, " Hey man I'm all set with this shit you can keep this, but smoke it by your self."

Later that night I did. My older brother sat in front of me playing a video game as I slowly pulled a long and heavy hit from my bowl. As I blew the smoke out, all went 2D.

I was sent to a dimension in-between time where, the life I had before seemed like a massive hoax. During my seven minute visit to this purgatory, I had abandoned all hope.

I saw time folding away and heard a voice saying, "This world is not for your mind, this is a world where time dies."

And as far as I could see, time was dying. I was trapped between a two dimensional spectrum and time was visually unfolding into some type of black hole. On top of this I felt like there was some type of invisible "car wash cleaning brush" rotating on top of me keeping me in this nightmare world. And in my mind, this experience did not last seven minutes, but three hours.

As I came to, a slow moving jigsaw puzzle image of my older brother laughing was piecing itself together. I think my first words where, "The brush of time...the brush.", as my brother Claude was laughing in my face.

After this experience I researched what-ever the hell I smoked, and realized that this shit was not a recreational drug, and had been used by the ancient Aztecs as a means of space travel. I plan on using it again' but only after I have prepared for myself the right situation for proper use. By the way....I still think that place is a real one.

PEOPLE!....This is not a substance used for recreational purposes. See for your self.

I hope you bastards have learned something. Now is the time where I go off topic and post a random video followed by the "artwork of the day". Remember starting a band in middle school?Enjoy!

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Andrew Sholtz

Worst Tattoo's Ever!

I've got one. I'm gonna get the thing covered up too. The kid who did it was a fucking hack. I gave him a drawing of "Nuspickle" (a cartoon character I invented.) holding a fish. (Sounds like trouble already.) Anyway the drawing I gave him would have looked great if it was reproduced correctly, but no... he had to express his artistic licence. (fucking hack.) Hes been at the tattoo game for years too! (if you can believe that).

Just goes to show if you want a tattoo, go to a real artist. Check it out.

I love bad tattoo's! (on other people) But I must admit that I am in the "Bad Tattoo Club", so I have the coveted right to post my personal favorite top 13 worst on the web.

Coming in at #13: The Irish Dick Clover. (no further explanation needed.)

Coming in at #12: "Tomarrow Never Knows", (tomorrow.)

Coming in at #11: "Just DON'T Do It"

Coming in at #10: "Gay Cowboy"

Coming in at #9: "Patrick Swayze Centaur" (WTF?)

Coming in at #8: "The Rebel Without A Clue" (system)

Coming in at #7: "Why, Just...Why?"

Coming in at #6: "Hey guys,I got a tattoo of my lovely daughter. The artist did a great job, huh?"

(fucking...Ouch!)

Coming in at #5: Some kid got Michael Jackson with Macaulay Culkin on his lap, tattooed on his fucking LEG!

Coming in at #4: Err.....? I have no idea what to say about this one.

Coming in at #3: What a fitting memorial...Jeezus.

Coming in at #2: "Hey Gary, my mom wants to see your dragon tattoo."

And finally coming in at #1: I don't want to be a Pat's fan anymore.

I love this mini documentary. It captures a classic moment of bad decision making when considering a tattoo. These kids are a fucking riot.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by pro-skater Andy Howell: "Lillypod Follies"

BLOW SHIT UP!

Who doesn't love to blow shit up?... Besides every woman I have ever met. Some people don't know how to have fun. I do! I love large controlled explosions! The more amateur the better.

I shot this one. (Pulitzer prize shit) Me and a bunch of friends went camping in Nowhere Maine and I decide to put a full can of aerosol white lithium grease into the camp-fire. I tell them its a safety can and it wont explode. (LOL!) The fucking thing goes up like a stick of dynamite.



This is fucking classic Youtube firecracker antics. An oldie but a goodie.





These kids get it. Blow shit up! They have allot of fun doing it too. These guys are innovative to boot. The spray propellant into a 50 gal. drum and ignite it. COOL! (suck to be their neighbors.)





This ones my favorite! A bunch of 15 year old's go out in a canoe to shoot a flaming 5 gal. tank of propane over the water. What happens next is nothing short of incredible.





Don't think that men grow out of this shit people. The obsession just grows into a multi-headed hydra. Take these jerks for example: 1970 Local authorities in Florance, Oregon try to get rid of a beached whale with a ridiculous amount of TNT. Classic video forever.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

One of mine: "V For Veccio"

Stern Show Tribute

I started listening to the Howard Stern show when I was 11 years old. Pound for pound this guy's got to be one of the funniest people alive. Not a huge Artie Lange fan, I don't think he is at any time...funny. And that should be a mandatory requirement for his position. Oh well, anyway he fucking ruined Joe Bucks stupid HBO show. This was hilarious, Ill give him that. Joe Buck comes off like a real jerk too, but then again Artie wasn't really being funny, he was being some breed of non- genuine social extremist. (AKA: Tool.) Furthermore I am positive (in my humble opinion) that Stern is the modern man's Oprah Winfrey.

BEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

Sal and Richard at their very best!

Enjoy this compilation of Howard's minions kicking the mainstream media in the sack.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

U.F.O. Special

What are my views on UFO's you ask?...Well the only response that comes to mind is that....Well I'm no nut-job, but... I believe that there is something a' foot, there is so much evidence on this behalf, and one would be a fool to suggest that we are alone in the universe. Then again...could be that the Industrial Military Complex is behind some extreme covert technology..? Awwww, shit...Time to put on your tinfoil helmets and "Jump to Tacceon!".



My boy Riley Martin:

Riley L. Martin was born May 9, 1946, in Mississippi to a family of sharecroppers of African American and Native American descent. This story starts one night when Riley was seven years old... he saw a strange light out by the river, he tried to wake up his brothers and not one of them would wake from their sleep. The next night the lights were brighter and little Riley was more excited and this time he tried to wake up everyone in the house including his parents. Then on the third night when the lights appeared again he didn't attempt to wake his family... he took his trusted dog Brownboy and they went to the river to investigate.

That fateful night; two aliens took little Riley on his first trip to their mothership near Saturn. Riley's second trip was when he was 18. It was on this trip that they placed a strange looking headset on him... then in a matter of seconds download into his brain... 144,000 different symbols...then while Riley slept they downloaded the history of humanity, alien insights, and a whole lot more. Riley made friends with this little alien he calls Tan. O-Qua Tangin Wann.

(Above text from the official Riley Martin website.)

The 2008 Turkey UFO sightings were a series of videotaped and documented UFO sightings by a night guard in Turkey. They occurred between May and September 2008, mostly while the sky was dark (between 8:00pm and 5:00am), though some of the video is taken at dawn, out over a body of water. This case has been welcomed with open arms by the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center in Turkey, calling the video "the most important UFO images ever."
Yalcin Yalman, the same man known for his footage of UFO sightings from Turkey in 2007,[4] among many residents, witnessed one or more UFOs on several nights during the months of May–September of 2008. This video, like the last, was shot over Yeni Kent Compound in the evening to morning hours.

Yalman provided the Sirius UFO Space Science Research Center with about two and a half hours of footage from the four month period. The Center went through the footage frame-by-frame and interviewed people who claimed to have witnessed one or more of the incidents. The chairman of the UFO Research Center, Haktan Akdogan, said that "after conducting all of the analysis we came to the conclusion that this video footage is 100 per cent genuine." Akdogan also said that it was concluded that the objects sighted that have physical and material structures are not airplanes or helicopters, nor are they any kind of space phenomenon (i.e. planets), nor are they the result of natural or atmospheric disturbances. The Sirius UFO Center is also optimistic about the evidence that this video shows regarding alien life. Akdogan said that, in addition to the metallic structures of the UFOs sighted, "in the close-up of some footage of the objects, entities in them can be distinctly made out."

Akdogan added, "now it is a time for world governments to acknowledge the reality of UFOs."

(Above text from Wikipedia.)

Cool BBC special about declassified USSR footage. (Check out more on YouTube.)

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by me : "Illuminati"

Reprehensible Pieces Of Shit!

There should be no argument about who I consider reprehensible pieces of shit. Take for example the "Free Credit Report Dot Com Band", who doesn't want to ring the pencil necks of these faux hipster jerks? But I digress. I am willing to bet you haven't seen the dickery I present to you on this day. Prepare to grind your teeth into a coarse powder...This shit is BAD!

Let us now relax to the smooth rendition of U2's "One" as sung by Doushe Fuckington: corporate banker and all around "good guy". (If you have the balls to sit through the whole thing, your brutal.)

Ann Coulter..........I want to smash her head open with a rubber mallet and prove theres an alien living inside. This...thing cannot be human!

Sylvia Brown was introduced via the Montel Williams Show, (another total asshole). She claims to have physic powers just like the rest of the scumfucks taking advantage of the dumb and poor. Anyway she fucks up bad here.

Parental discretion is advised on this next one. This video is titled "Human Trash" and depicts two white trash New Jersey couples in the late 70's. Not a pretty sight. These fucks should be vaporized ASAP!

I do not want to leave everyone on a bad note so here is something completely off topic. Its the intro to a German version of the Harry and the Henderson's sitcom. (thanks Matt) Enjoy....Good night, and good luck.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

this one by me : "Illuminati"

Public Access Mayhem

I love public access TV. I tried to get a show together called "American Mustard Stain", but after a lot of work it didn't pan out. I would love to get my hands on those old tapes though, anyway AMS was a sketch comedy/talk show format, and in the world of public access TV this is a safe bet. Call-in shows are way more dangerous for the host but are way funnier for the viewer. Here's why:

C.B. Walker, a charismatic (alleged) psychic straight from the streets of New York City fends off a volley of prank calls.



Gorgeous George, a fat ego-maniacal clown of a man who hires strippers to pretend they are his girlfriends. Hanging from his balls with its prehensile tail is his loyal rodent/human side-kick. I call him "Ratus". I have a soft spot for this guy though. He has a good premise for a show but the prank calls are unrelenting. (start video at 0:55)



Ken Sander is the host of "Speak Out Live" a political call -in forum based out of New York City.....Well....
You know what happens next (1990)




One last totally unrelated item before I go:


"Keep an eye out for ya' Stingray."..."Yeah..See ya'."

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This is from a dude called Parra. (Not sure of title?)

Bomb the Vatican

I was wondering whether or not to post any opinion on religion because I know a few people who follow the sordid and maniacal word of Christ as truth and who would not take kindly to my personal views on the matter. Then, after realizing these same people consider my opposing views as false and dismissible, and do not hesitate to let me know this, (as I remain politically correct, polite and impartial to them.) I said fuck it,... and fuck them! I am one who believes the human being (with a spotty and senselessly violent past) has neither the right or the insight to tell anyone who the fuck god is. The collective religious human ego has inflated to the scale of a Macy's Day balloon. Take your religions, roll them up real tight, and stick them up your fucking ass. I consider myself at war with these jerks and remain unapologetic forever in regards to this opinion. To all those who agree with me, remember: They are (in this country) a shrinking minority. (sigh....does anyone read this shit?)

Now a word from the great Richard Dawkins:

I love this lady. She nullifies the great debate on religion . Funny shit.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

One of mine called: "Wings Over Double You"

(Any artist's who are reading this, please send me your work to post.)