TEENNNN HOOOOOT!!!!!

The Amherst Super Bowl Riot:



I had to begin with that video in order to describe my incredible disappointment for the incredibly disappointing fucking losers; The New England Patriots.
I for one can only do as I did the last time this shit happened against the shitty Giants: Erase it from my memory completely.
That being said. I found something hilarious in that video.
"USA! USA! USA!", That has got to be the funniest thing to chant during complete and utter drunken mayhem. Its a fine example of the American tenacity to not give a fuck sometimes and raise a little harmless hell, and behind all that riot gear you know those cops wanted to join in on the fun.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Lets Blow some shit up!:






This next video really spoke to me, It told me we should get our boys the fuck out of Afghanistan. That and the fact that if i was there, I'd be the "Gomer Pyle" smoking hashish with the Afghans. Either way, we all lose if no greater good was accomplished in Iraq and Afghanistan.
(massive respect for the boys/gals over seas serving their country)

$TAXDOLLARS$

Enough of that shit. I don't want to get all worked up about global politics. My job on this blog is to regurgitate my version of the internet back into the mouths of my readers, and as I can already tell, my depression over the Super Bowl has bled into this post. Lets steer the path elsewhere. I really dug this next video. A peculiar window into the calculated musical goals of Mike Patton:

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This one by me (on Microsoft Paint): "The Beet"

Return of the Stain!

I've been away for quite some time and must admit that this defunct back ally shithole of a blog has been personally missed. I owe my tens of thousands of readers an explanation. As simply as my explanation can be put; I'm fucking lazy you bastards! Well, not lazy really, I work like a rented jackhammer so I guess you could call me "internet lazy".
But I digress, this blog will be very much the same as you remember it with the exception of a few subtle changes. Ill be reviewing various craft beers on a five star system and sharing some of my own brewing methods. In essence we're looking at an internet backwash / beer blog. Dont recoil in disappointment, ill still put my brand of mustard spin on it all. I bet my left one you wont be disappointed. If however you are,...go pound salt in a Siberian prison!

*LONG LIVE THE STAIN*

OK enough fucking around! Put your dicks back in your pants. Business as usual, I'll share some fucked up internet videos that have caught my eye. If you can for five seconds stop fixating on this guys mullet and listen, you might enjoy his songbird like whistling. I for one couldnt stop fixating on his "NASCAR neck-warmer".

This next one is a doosey, you guys have got to watch this movie. The Story Of Riki Oh is one of the most hilarious and violent Japanese exploitation films I've ever seen. You can watch the whole film in nine parts on youtube if you want but I feel this best-of montage fills the bill.

It took me a long time to appreciate and respect Jackson Browne. I cant really pinpoint why. Maybe hearing Running on Empty 2,534,646 times on every classic rock station threw me off a bit, nonetheless hes a kickass songwriter and he wails on guitar. I was looking for These Days as performed by Velvet Undergrounds Nico (popularized by The Royal Tenenbaums soundtrack) on youtube and was amazed to not only find this video but learn Jackson Browne wrote the fucking thing when he was 16. Check this out, its beautiful.

Listen up pukes, I've got 12 gallons of liquid gold fermenting as we speak. 6 of special red ale and 6 of special highland ale. Ill give you guys a video tasting when this stuff is ready. Its probably gunna be some of my best all-grain to date due to the quality of ingredients used. OK motherfuckers its the artwork of the day and I'm outta here. In ten hours I'll be digging ditches in order to fill the silk-lined pockets of "the man" with hard earned coin while making my mortgage payment by a cunthair.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
I've got no info on this one but i love it.

Big Al Kaprielian: "A True American Spaz"

I once met big Al Kaprielian at Cape Cod one summer, years back with my soon to be wife. He was a jovial and charismatic chap with a lust for the sky. As I lay on a beach towel next to my girl I hear a familiar voice coming from the concrete wall behind us. I turned to Nicole, "That's fucking Al Kaprielian!" I said. He was with his elderly Mother talking about the clouds. I proclaimed my admiration to him and requested a head-shot + signature. Sure as shit it arrived a few days later in the mail. He was just bumped from WNDS and affiliates and is looking for a job. You can still catch him on 980 AM WCAP Lowell, MA radio. Good man, great broadcaster. Godspeed big Al,.....godspeed......




A 25th anniversary broadcast on WNDS. A metric ton of recycled material but good none the less.



Thanks for the weather related roller coaster of fine and accurate reporting!

(this head shot was sent to me in 2003)

*NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC*

The Jersey Shore circa 1994.
(thank's to Andy S.)

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Brooke Toubeau: "Unknown"

Annual AMS Film Festival 2010

Enjoy a collection of some of the worst film work around, (mine).



Here we have my brother sleeping on my couch with a hobo hangover. Seeing that it's around 2:00 PM, I decide to blowtorch his smelly feet with a Bic lighter and a can of WD-40. This one's a cult classic.




Since we are still on the topic of fire and mayhem, this next film seems appropriate. More campfire antics by yours truly. (Grand Lakes Region, ME)

At this time I'd like to note that this post doesn't yet seem to have that pretentious ambiance of a film festival. This one is my first and probably last art film; SMOKE.



Next up a time lapse film of a 7' X 20' Halloween backdrop I painted for a "Hallowedding".
(and yes, that is beer I am drinking throughout the project.)



And closing the festival we have a "Touchole Pictures" classic. "The Retard Brothers" was shot as a type of window into the average Friday night drinking with my brother. This particular night was a doosy, we were in rare form indeed.

*AMS IMPORTANT BULLETIN*

Don't forget to submit your film for the "AMS Film Festival II". Submit requests at:

nuspickle@yahoo.com

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY ON TOPIC!!!

This is a YouTube art-film called "Beetlejuice going crazy Fighting". by: goalpost11.

~ART WORK OF THE DAY~

This one by me: "Nuspickle"

Music

A true universal language indeed. You can make music that travels through the universe forever with sticks and stones, and anyone can do it. So....do it.


Example of 'Are'are music, as filmed and studied by ethnomusicologist Hugo Zemp in the Solomon Islands.





Bobby McFerrin demonstrates the power of the pentatonic scale, using audience participation, at the event "Notes & Neurons: In Search of the Common Chorus", from the 2009 World Science Festival, June 12, 2009.





This kid put together the top ten best NES video game songs of all time and I think he nailed it. He spells number with two m's. I think hes young but he has grasped the concept that the Japanese NES music makers had a great appreciation for American Jazz.





Amazing performance of They Might Be Giants on Dave Letterman In 1992.
"I Palindrome I" (notice Paul Shaffer jamming with them...cool.)





NOW FOR SOMETHING SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT!
An oldie but a goodie! (Cant get enough of this fucking video,...it blows my mind!)

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~
This one by Munk One: "Mastadon Mountain Fight"

Fuckery

The Internet has run amuck with dickery and fuckery for a while now. These next four videos are just a snapshot of the vast and expanding universe of fuckerist and their dickery. Enjoy and leave the toilet seat up.


Difficult to defend free speech after this one...
Get a load of this burglar of turds.....





Fuckery: The act of fucking another persons life up with unsavory behavior that permanently scars ones memory with a type of reoccurring uncomfortable shock that leaves one pissed off at the "Fuckerist" that perpetrated this type of fuckery upon its prey. (In short:..see "Dickery" by Jack Mayhoffer, "Dickery For All" 1979 NY Times. Oh, right, you want a video example (sorry):




Steven is back. You know Steven, he freaks the fuck out and shoves remote controlls in his ass. This time his fuckery involves a vacuum.

Last but certainly not least,...The king of fuckery,....ANDY KAUFMAN!!!




NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC!...
Wait for it........wait for it.......wait for it......... Cooooool............

Always wondered who plowed snow from the tacks, looks like Bubba Fett's helmet.

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This one by Jack Mayhoffer: "Hashing Things Out"

Crazy Old Ladies

Capturing crazed, cantankerous and mentally disturbed people on camera is not a easy task. It is much like the UFO phenomenon, you have to be at the right place at the right time. I must give props to these guys. These videos have no shelf life.



This one shows a crazed woman in her robe, proclaiming her anger regarding a constantly barking dog. As she witnesses the camera, she erupts into a violent escapade that eventually results in arrest.
"Welcome to Florida"



All I found out about this one was, that it was filmed in Texas and the kids who filmed it were skateboarding in the parking lot of her project. Classic YouTube.



Yeah I know this is a re-post but like I said in the opening, "These videos have no shelf life."

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

These dudes are L.A.R.P.'ers (live action role playing gamers). They dress up like their "Dungeons & Dragons" characters and hit each other with foam rubber swords.

~AMERICAN MUSTARD STAIN~

"Saving the world, one beer at a time."

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This one by me: "Bababooey"

Racism in the News

When there's a slow day down at local news headquarters, they rarely air the classic "fireman saves kitten" routine now a' days, instead they embark toward the "low income, black part of town" and engage in some good old fashioned, American, god-fearin' racism. Forget about Iraq and Afghanistan!, we air news that makes the white folk comfortable in they're suburban cubicles. I'm not saying that these clip aren't funny. I'm just saying that they are hilariously racist. You can find the same type of behavior in the white trash part of town but you will never see it on the news, or at least, on local southern US news...................

SAN DIEMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!!!!

Now for something completely different!

CHUNK IS INVINCIBLE!!!??.......AGAIN!!!!

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This one by Van Gogh: The Artist's Bedroom 1888

UFO Special Part Deux

In regard to all UFO evidence I remain a sceptic, but only because I have never seen one myself. Some of the below footage strikes me as odd though. Mainly because most of it was shot by NASA, and as we all know, NASA does not comment on any UFO material any more.

Some of the older explanations were: ice crystals, weather balloons and atmospheric phenomenon. (All of which are not that convincing, considering the video evidence.)

Who the fuck knows? All I can say is, if they're advanced enough to warp back and forth through space, then what the fuck do they want from us retards?

This next clip is a classic collection of leaked NASA footage. Some really interesting stuff here.

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC!
A real cool video featuring Americas homeless youth.

~ARTWORK OF THE DAY~

This one by Ted Geisel (Dr. Seuss): "Lion Stroll"

"Sometimes Nothin' Can Be A Real Cool Hand"

Hey. This one will be brief. I'm in a shitty mood so I'm just blogging as a distraction. By the way Keith (god bless him) posted a video showing a dude surfing with a shark on a fishing rod. I have to call that one fake, unless I can find some substantiating evidence proving otherwise.
(which I have not). OK back on topic. Just watched "Cool Hand Luke" and want to share some of my favorite scenes from my favorite movie. R.I.P. Paul Newman, we hardly knew ye'.

















Now for something completely off topic!: Some Czech artist.(Don't ask.)




AMERICAN MUSTARD STAIN!

Patriots protecting the Constitution, one ponderous video at a time!

God I miss the 90's: (Sepultura around 1994)

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This one by Mark Bryan: "Dick"